Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
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He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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