no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
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WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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