forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
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So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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