Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
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I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
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You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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