I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
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The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
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Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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