We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
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make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
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Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
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Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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