The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
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Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
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I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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