YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
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I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
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Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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