Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
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i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
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Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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