Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
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He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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