the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Boobs are out for the taking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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