yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
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I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
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So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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