Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
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im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
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FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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