I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
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Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
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He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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