Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
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LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
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What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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