I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
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Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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