Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
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She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
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Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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