I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
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He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
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I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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