Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
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Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
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He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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