so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
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judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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