i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
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I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
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This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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