I'm gonna have a badass scar
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
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my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
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You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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