they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
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I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
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Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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