It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
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well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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