The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
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I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
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I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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