Whatcha textin bout Willis?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
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It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
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I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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