I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
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It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
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I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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