we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
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i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
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I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
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