He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
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Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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