i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
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Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I just found a bag of teeth...
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
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I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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