let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
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I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
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Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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