Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
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He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
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I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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