Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Barsexuality is the new black.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
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he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
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Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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