Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
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Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
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You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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