I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
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how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I just found puke in my bra..
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
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Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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