Dual....:-)
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
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You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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