Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
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all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
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do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize