Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
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YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
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FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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