apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
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How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
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She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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