why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
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I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
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just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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