My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
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She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
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I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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