Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
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I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
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If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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