Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
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I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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