matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
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I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
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Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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