Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
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He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
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He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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