I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
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I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
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Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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