When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
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He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
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before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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