just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
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Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
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I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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