i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
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then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
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i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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