I love having hate sex.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
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It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
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im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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